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Find the GOLDEN RESISTANCE BANDS (Edit: April Fools)

Posted on April 01 2018

Greetings, friends!

My name is Philly Phonka, the eccentric owner of the Physiclo Resistance Pants Factory. 

 
Starting today, the first day of April, I am offering FIVE lucky members of the public a magical, lifetime opportunity... For I have hidden away, in brand new pairs of Physiclo Pro Resistance pants, five sets of GOLDEN TICKET RESISTANCE BANDS

These special pants with REAL 24K GOLD have been packaged up and shipped to our distribution centers around the world, waiting for YOU to find them. 

 
And if you're blessed with the great fortune to be one of the FIVE WINNERS, wear your special Physiclo pants to the factory gates at ten o’clock in the morning of the second day of April and do not be late. You will receive: 

  • An endless, lifetime supply of Physiclo resistance wear products
  • An all expenses-paid trip to visit our secret Physiclo factory and meet our "Phoompa Loompas"
  • And an even GREATER SURPRISE beyond your wildest dreams!
 
You may bring with you one member of your workout circle… and only one… but no one else…….
 
Sincerely and with joy, 

Philly Phonka

 

P.S., Happy Easter!

 

1 comment

  • Joseph Riley: May 30, 2018

    When are you coming out with shirts with restance bands in them??

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